Duck Duck Dog
You're minding your business, enjoying the fresh country air, and a single parent household of ducks walks up and starts nibbling your toes, obviously famished. What do you do?
You share your apple cinnamon Nutri-Grain bar with them, of course -- even though you suspect the owner of the pond frowns on feeding the ducks.
Don't count on the ducks to keep the secret, though. (Note telltale beak crumbs.) AFLAC!
In other animal news, dogs are still crazy cute.
In that order.