Robby Gordon, it's a new world. Going forward, you'll need to understand that there are going to be times when you get beat by a girl.

What's that you say? That that's no faaaaiiir, because girls have a physical advantage over guys?

Can you hear me laughing over here?

Well, I'm not entirely unsympathetic - I even have a few suggestions for you.

1) Go on a diet. You could stand to lose a few. Lay off the Monster Burgers, and maybe you'll catch up.

2) Be a man and quit crying. You don't get PMS, so you have no excuse.


3) Be true to your word, and take your ball and go home. Tell your mommy. Let her feed you some cake and ice cream and cookies 'til Wittle Wobby feels alllll better.

Ya big fat baby.

Either bring it, or stay home. I haven't heard Danica complain about the fact that you have longer legs and stronger arms, and have never had to run a gauntlet of intimidation and hostility because of your gender.

May the best human win.

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