The Stylist

Bought a new hair dryer today. A Vidal Sassoon 1875-watt Anti-Static Ion Dryer. Code Name: "The Ionizer". 2 Heat/2 Speed settings. Cold Shot button. Dual voltage. Diffusion attachment.

I wasn't actually reading the instructions. Okay, yes I was. But it's not like I was deliberately cliche-hunting.

7. Never use while sleeping.

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