I wish to become a Jedi like my father...

Jay Ovittore finds that watching the Bush inauguration takes him to a galaxy far, far away:

"...Weird like Chief Justice Rehnquist sounding like Darth Vader swearing in the Emperor. His trach ring was supplying all kinds of Star Wars audio special effects. It was eerie. Bush is the Emperor, Cheney is General Moff Tarkin, and Rehnquist is Darth Vader..."

It's not hard to conjure the "Imperial stormtrooper" entendre -- but, where was Chewie???